Bound to the Underworld Reincarnation Platform

“Madam, wrap up all your steamed buns and deliver them to the crematorium entrance!”

The proprietress of the pastry shop looked up at the girl in the white dress before her, her mind momentarily freezing. She wondered if the young lady had misspoken. Wiping her hands, she smiled at the girl in white.

“How many buns do you want, little sister?”

“All of them!” Xu Si hesitated for a moment. “Anything made with flour—buns, steamed rolls, flower rolls—I want them all!”

“All of them? If you can’t finish them, they’ll spoil!” The proprietress eyed Xu Si suspiciously from head to toe.

This girl looked so young—was this a new kind of scam? Would she send for the goods and then refuse to pay, just to play a trick?

“Don’t worry, I can pay upfront!” Xu Si saw the doubt in the woman’s eyes and quickly pulled out her phone, showing her account balance.

The proprietress’s eyes sparkled again and again.

Eight digits, eight digits! The god of wealth has arrived!

A thunderous boom in the sky, and the old servant makes a shining entrance!

Hearing the notification as payments came in one after another, the proprietress’s smile threatened to split her face.

She couldn’t help but gossip, “Tell me, girl, why are you buying so many? Even a funeral wouldn’t use this much.”

“My uncle’s second aunt’s big sister-in-law’s third aunt’s seventh uncle’s little brother’s second sister-in-law’s neighbor’s great-grandmother was in poor health, and before passing, she longed for a taste from your shop. So here I am, to buy some for her—burning offerings for the elder!”

Xu Si delivered her nonsense with a straight face, without the slightest blush.

“Oh, you truly are a filial girl!” The proprietress exclaimed, quickening her pace, afraid the big spender would change her mind.

But regret was not possible.

Tonight, the world of strange tales would descend, and these offerings of steamed buns would be her lifesaving treasures.

Steamed buns were not only currency but also weapons of protection. Xu Si was making a deal that could only profit!

Within half a day, Xu Si had bought out every pastry shop in Qingzhou City, an event that immediately took the local headlines.

*【Shocking! Is it the collapse of morals or the distortion of humanity? Such actions have been committed!】
*【A woman appears in City A, suspected of losing a loved one, driven mad with grief!】
*【Heavens above! How could she do such a thing!】

Xu Si saw the trending topics and fell into deep thought, but at the moment, she could not concern herself with the mass social death sweeping through. She simply sped up her buying, clearing out the pastry shops in the neighboring city as well.

Steamed buns filled dozens of large trucks, forming a spectacular procession on the road to the crematorium.

The drivers arranged the buns and sped away, eager to leave the deserted crematorium behind—no one wanted to linger a second longer.

As for Xu Si—

Her expression was tense, fists clenched, her whole body trembling, unsure whether from excitement or fear.

If the world of strange tales did not descend tonight, at worst, she would be branded a fool.

Anyway, that lottery ticket worth billions—“It” had said she didn’t need to return it. What remained after buying the buns was enough for Xu Si to live idly for a lifetime.

Xu Si lit incense and held it above her head, kneeling in the center of the steamed bun formation. A gust of wind rushed to her side, followed by a surge of heady aroma.

A sharp pain stabbed her wrist, and in the next moment, a screen appeared before her:

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